Death by Firing Squad

The Story

Guy on death row, 4th grade edyakayshun, and yet he happens to pick the better way to get executed. Yeah, firing squad is quick and humane, and the best thing is that you don't have to get a tube stuck up your butt, or catheter inserted in your penis. Getting executed is bad enough, going out via firing squad is definitely the more manly way to do it. Not that these sociopaths deserve a manly way to die, but in Utah they get the option.