Fatso epidemic

Two-thirds of American adults are too fat: study

I definitely believe it. I've been on a couple of date sites and most of the women on there are fat. You can try to filter them out by picking women with an "average" body type. The problem with that is, most of these fat women think they're average body type and so most of the average body types that filters through are still a bunch of fat women. At least you know right off the bat about their lack of honesty.

Yeah, lots of fat people, so that now there's so many that they think they're just average. So, there's an obvious problem. Take that along with what was on the news not that long ago... that there is a fat virus. A virus people get that instead of making you feel like crap for a couple of weeks, makes people fat for the rest of their now shorter lives. So, when you see this 2/3 of us are fat, it's possible that we're seeing evidence of a viral epidemic.

Fortunately, the virus has either not taken hold on me, or even with the virus I have enough self control that I don't turn into a fatso. It's a pretty fast-spreading virus too, I mean, when I was young, fat people were pretty rare, so it was a little freakish. Take Fat Albert for instance, he was the fat guy among a gang of misfits/freaks.

So, to me, a fatso virus would explain this epidemic of so many fat people so suddenly. Maybe we can develop a fatso vaccine soon, so that by the time I'm 60 maybe I can find a woman who likes me that isn't fat.